James Bond Finale - Top 5 Worst Bond Henchmen

It's hard to find good help these days especially for those planning world domination.  Let's face it the henchmen gig isn't attractive to the world's best and brightest so the candidates are pretty slim pickings.  Here's my Top 5 picks for the worst James Bond henchmen.

For a General and ex-leader of a country Medrano isn't the sharpest tool in the shed as he gets played by a short dude who uses his own land's natural resource against him.  Plus the guy is simply creepy, not in a villainous way but more of in a sex offender way. (Seen in Quantum of Solace)

I have nothing against Famke Janssen (she's a lovely woman and a talented actress) but what a way to completely waste someone who could have been an excellent Bond girl.  Aside from the horrible extra long name her only talent is strangling people with her thighs, which is too freaky for me, plus she seemed to get morbidly aroused by it.  Tack on a pretty awful accent and Onatopp is somewhere "onabottom" of the henchmen list. (Seen in Goldeneye)

Klebb wins the award for ugliest woman in a Bond film, but ugly is usually a plus in the henchmen department, unfortunately other than her frightening looks all she's armed with are poison tipped boots, which don't do a whole lot of good when people can easily run away from you. (Seen in From Russia With Love)

When looking for a henchman it's best to find someone whose not going to flip on you when his cover is blown.  Georgi is a pretty big wuss, he plays a wuss while he pretends to want to defect from Russia, then proves he's really a wuss when MI6 discovers the truth about his scheme. (Seen in The Living Daylights)

General Orlov makes the top worst henchmen list simply because he's barely in the film, yet he's supposed to be in charge of the lead villain's main plot to start World War III.  Now how does a part-time henchman pull that off? (Seen in Octopussy)